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President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:

“If we don’t stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath.”

The interpreter couldn’t translate this, however, since there is no word for “bath” in French.

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2 French Responses to “French translator”

  1. Ronny Karam Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Hey,

    I’m Lebanese, so don’t worry about me being a spy. We were occupied by the Slimy French idiots for a long time, enough to hate the bastards.

    Unfortunately, I’m working in a french company now and they’re treating the Lebanese employees like shit; they’re great and we’re shit, they’re God and we’re the slaves, they can say whatever they want and we have to look down to the floor in their presence. Why? Because they’re french and we’re not.

    But you know something, it’s funny to be in the presence of french people:
    1- they speak English like the Steve Martin in the Pink Panther movie (Hilarious)
    2- when they don’t know a word in English, they speak the one they know in french in an English like way (Creative and expect you to understand what they’re saying)
    3- they look at you like you’re an alien if you know how to do more than one thing at a time (No Respect for your capabilities)
    4- they dress, walk, talk, etc. like gay people (no offense) but expect us to treat them like straight people (Away from Reality)
    5- They ignore that “Fries” were first prepared in Belgium (Ignorant)

    Regards,

    Ronny Karam

  2. Narcis Corvette Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    are you alive?

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.