I hate french people

It is said in the Bible that men and women (and hermaphrodite children) go to heaven or hell, depending on how good or bad are they through life.
But in the French Bible it’s mentioned (somewhere in the footnotes) that French people go to the French heaven (a sepparate place, far better then the usual heaven), even if they’re good or bad.

So I did a little research to find out more about the mysterious hidden slimy French heaven, and I did find a thing or two about it.

The (Slimy) French Heaven is just like our Heaven … but with a slight twist, to make it deserve the “French” name.
Instead of fluffy white amazing clouds, in French heaven you’ll find smelly garlic clouds.
Instead of rivers with pure water, you’ll find the magnificent river of slime. A brownish-green french slime, not just any slime.
Instead of shiny gold gates to divide the heavenly zones, in french heaven you’ll encounter baguettes and croissants that form those boundaries.

If you’re not French, you’ll probably not last one second in French heaven, because it’s filled with cigarette smoke, so only French people can see and breathe in it. Also, the slimy French have their god, and yes, He’s wearing a beret.

And now you know how French heaven is like. Probably the French hell is like New York.

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