French Archive for April, 2008

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French rain

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

I’m not quite sure what they do, or how they do it, but even rain in France is slimy.
I might even say when it rains in France, it rains slime.
Disgusting, green, smelly slime.
French people love that actually, because it’s the only time they get to take a shower. In slime.
That explains the smells around Paris […]

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The 1st of April

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).
Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, […]

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.