French rain
I’m not quite sure what they do, or how they do it, but even rain in France is slimy.
I might even say when it rains in France, it rains slime.
Disgusting, green, smelly slime.
French people love that actually, because it’s the only time they get to take a shower. In slime.
That explains the smells around Paris and why I feel a constant need to take a bath in New York.
God Damn French Rain.