The 1st of April

This is currently the International Prank Day, and today you should have fooled someone in order to make yourself laugh.
It’s also the Make Fun of the French Day, and today you should have mocked and joked about some french people (like I did).

Anyway, the slimy French are getting tired of all the jokes against them, so they plan on making the biggest 1st april joke ever in future years. They plan on telling everyone on the 1st of april 2xxx or maybe 3xxx (replace xxx with digits) that they’re taking over the world.

Of course we all know that’s a very good joke and we will probably laugh out non-french asses off, but the French really mean it.
They do have this grand scheme to rule the world …

I guess they’ll do that with:
a) a deadly virus that infects everyone with the french special ability to surrender
b) cigars that make you a pussy
c) mind-controlling berets, that will be a fashion trend in the future

We’ll just have to wait and see The 1st of April.

Oh and … fuck France.
Oh and … april fools you french people. Or is it ?

4 French Responses to “The 1st of April”

  1. canelle Says:

    alors on a decouver t ce site en cours d’anglais car ma prof voulais que l’on mesure la bêtise humaine…
    Ben je dois dire qu’elle n’aurais pas pu choisir un meilleur exemple…
    C’est tout simplement du rascisme ce que vous faite envers le peuple français…
    On devrait interdire la publication de ce blog comme pour les sites anti-islam…
    Vous êtes immonde!

  2. Arthur Says:

    Sortez stupide français chienne. Aller sucer une bite. Baise toi!

  3. Matthias Says:

    va pleurer canelle… c’est triste de réaliser que tant de personnes détestent la France comme moi. Et je ne suis pas américain ni francais. Et le monde a raison de détester la France. Surtout moi je comprends pourqoui comme j’étais au lycée depuis l’école maternelle. Mais biensur j’ai changé d’école. La seule chose qui me semble important, est que comme je parle francais je peux te dire que du est stupide et un petit bébé.

    J.f.F you rock. Again i feel verry sorry that i can speak french. It makes me feel filthy all over… But since i can speak french, i’m having some fun time making fun of the french who are not able to learn any other language. I mean even i took the effort to learn english.(from austria so motherlanguage is german). Sorry for the bad english but i was taught by a french teacher…

  4. sofia Says:

    arthur, you really need to improve your french speaking skills. That doesn’t mean anything.

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