French Archive for March, 2008

French answer

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Dani asked:
Hello, JFF. I have a big problem. I met this girl wich is very
beautiful and I like spending time with her. She is not french, but
she likes the french language, the french people, the french wine and
even Paris. I took a sample of her hair and went to the lab to see if
she has […]

French favorites

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Here are my favorite french posts until now …
From the Slimy French category -> Once upon a time
From the French jokes category I can’t select only one, but among my favorites are:
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
-> French joke
From the French habits category -> French stripes
From the French facts category -> French […]

French answer

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Gogu Kaizer asked:
I say, Mr. JFF, I’ve stumbled upon the most intriguing fact the other
days: Alizee. She is french, but I find her attractive. I might be
crazy enough to declare that she is hot. Now, although I’m unable to
find a reason for the existence of those two words - french and
attractive - in the same […]

French achievement

Monday, March 10th, 2008

The French also achieved:
- rudeness
- slime
- two french frogs on a bench
- original surrendering themes, as their national anthems

French emails

Monday, March 10th, 2008

It appears that the French are very insulted by this blog, and as any french person would do, they use the “Ask a Frenchhater” page to curse and insult me. Either they do that or they comment on this blog and get frenchslapped over the mouth.
Why would anyone be THAT insulted and why would anyone […]

Busy busy, French busy

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Hello there fellow frenchhaters, and french people.
I’ve been busy as hell for about two weeks now and didn’t have a chance to stop by here …
I did recieve some French emails (which I’ll talk about in a future post), I did get new comments and I was surprised to see my visitor number go up.
I’ll […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.