French candles
I went the other day in a French candle shop in Paris, to buy some French slimy candles.
Well, here’s what I found out:
1. French candles either smell bad, either smell weird, or either stink. Those candles without scent or the ones that make your room smell fresh and nice are nowhere to be found in France.
2. French candles are sold in packs of five. A red one, a blue one, a white one (to complete the French flag colors) and another white one that smells awful, and yet another white one in case the French man or woman needs to surrender or runs out of white candles.
3. When french candles burn, instead of the usual wax that comes down from a normal candle, they drip some slimy gooey, yucky stuff, which I think is either French horse sperm (which would explain the smell) or old French slimy mayo.
4. Many French restaurants use either lightbulbs shaped like candles or foreign candles, because they lose all of their foreign customers if they put smelly French candles, although they gain a lot of local rude frenchies.
5. For French candles you usually need a beret, to place over the flame, in case things get out of control. French candles are indeed a fire hazard.
That’s about it for today.
