French answer
Gogu Kaizer asked:
I say, Mr. JFF, I’ve stumbled upon the most intriguing fact the other
days: Alizee. She is french, but I find her attractive. I might be
crazy enough to declare that she is hot. Now, although I’m unable to
find a reason for the existence of those two words - french and
attractive - in the same sentence (only perhaps if there were a “not”
somewhere before “attractive), I see myself in the uncomfortable
situation of braking the laws of human existence and stick them
together in one phrase.Therefore, I hereby ask you: what’s the deal with Alizee? Why do I
find her attractive, although she’s french? Is there something
happening to me? Is she the exception that confirms the
rule?
Hmm … to be honest I never heard of her until now.
If by hot you mean : young, almost-perfect body and a lovely smile … well then she’s hot.
But let’s not forget that she is French.
You find her attractive because you haven’t seen her naked yet.
She’s one of those women with a moustache, but because she is famous she gets rid of it regulary. You can see that if you zoom-in on one very high resolution picture of the french lady.
But getting back to the armpit hair issue, after several searches I did manage to find Alizee with the armpit in sight. She seems to have clean armpits, and probably shaves them five times a day.
I did get some pictures with her in a bathing suit and at some talk shows (or just shows), and I noticed this:
That is indeed very HOT.
I guess Alizee is not one of those typical french hairy women. She’s special.
And that’s why you find her attractive … just keep in mind you can’t possibly know what slimy bushy beaver hides behind those french panties. So she’s not the exception that confirms the rule, and she should be as easy as every other french woman out there.
Hope you’ll figure out that she’s really not THAT hot and I hope I’ve answered your question.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I’d still hit that.