French Archive for March, 2008

French aerial #3

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

This looks very much like the French aerial #2 photo.

French candles

Friday, March 28th, 2008

I went the other day in a French candle shop in Paris, to buy some French slimy candles.
Well, here’s what I found out:
1. French candles either smell bad, either smell weird, or either stink. Those candles without scent or the ones that make your room smell fresh and nice are nowhere to be found in […]

French joke

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.

French joke

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.

French fact #37

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

French people don’t wash very often. They don’t call Paris the “perfume city” for nothing.

French joke

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Q: Why did the Frenchman cross the road ?
A: To surrender, of course !

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.