French Archive for February, 2008

French marriage

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Among the many French habits we can observe a strange, useless and even bad-for-the-world act : marriage.
I heard that the French president Sarkozy got himself a new bitch got married to a wonderful model/amateur singer/french porn actress. Well I wish him only the best. By the best I don’t really mean her. But hey, he’s [...]

French aerial #1

Monday, February 4th, 2008

This is the first picture in a hopefully long French pictures series, taken using Google Maps or Yahoo! Maps or whatever French maps I might find online …

Featured today is the mighty Champs D’Elysee with a couple of French cars.
I’m taking these pictures so anyone can get home in case he-or-she gets lost in stinky [...]

French joke

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Q: Who’s french army’s idol?
A: Forrest Gump.
(submitted by louis)

French answer

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

samantha asked:
why do you hate french people? just
wondering
Well Samantha … I really can’t find reasons why I shouldn’t hate the French.
They smell, they’re self-centered, they’re rude, they think they’re a superior race, they surrender, they hate Americans, they have crappy music, crappy movies and crappy porn, they have dog poo on the streets, they really [...]

French fact #34

Friday, February 1st, 2008

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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