An American gent in his 80’s arrives at Charles De Gaulle airport and
ends up at the customs counter.
“Bonjour Monsieur, passport sil vous plais”
“Sorry, I didn’t bring a passport.”
(in terrible English now) “What do you mean you didn’t bring a
passport? How do you expect to come to France without a passport?”
Well, I came [...]
I’m not some big blogger so I had no idea there is a Blog Judge.
I guess there is.
It seems that I, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater, am doing a pretty good job.
Just what I needed to get in the Frenchhating mood again !
Oh and I’m NOT GUILTY.
Maybe he can make some banners (like my French banners).
So … do you want to get rid of the French ?
Do you want to make fun of them until they surrender ?
Do you want to help JFF with his quest against the French ?
Well then … Help Frenchhater !
If you know any good French joke that hasn’t been posted yet, be sure to add [...]
It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.
Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.
If you think about [...]
Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that [...]
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