I hate french people

It’s today. It’s the 14th of february, the day in which Paris is very crowded by all kinds of people in love.
Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day.

Men, prepare your flowers, candy, teddy bears and special evening plans (which you should have planned since December).
Women, prepare your hot sexy lingerie and your cute little bottoms.

If you think about it, a special evening of sex isn’t worth all the trouble.
But if you go to France, it will be.

On Valentine’s Day, the French women go crazy in Paris (much like what you see on Girls gone Wild, only with more armpit hair … a lot more), so any man that takes his girlfriend there will be enjoying a lot more then his girlfriend.
If you go with a wife you will probably get nothing, but you will have to protect her all day from horny slimy french men.

Valentine’s Day was actually invented by French women, a long time ago, when the first french hairy women ran around naked and jumped men after they gave them some flowers and a cigar.
Nowadays … well nothing changed.

So everyone enjoy your Valentine’s Day (sex) and thank the French for making you spend money on your own partner for sex. You can thank them with a bat, a nuke or a bar of soap.

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