French at night
Yeah, I know … You’ve been wondering for a really long time what do the French do at night.
I’m here to help you solve that slimy mistery.
If you’re a loyal reader of this blog, you probably already know that Werewolves were invented in France and they were mostly women (because they’re the hairy ones that go crazy on pws (pre-werewolf syndrome)).
Heh, you got it. The French at night usually have something to do with Werewolves … French Werewolves.
They do something called “Le night Tour de France”, which is something like “Le Tour de France”, only without the bicycles, Americans and gay french latex suits, but with added werewolves.
France at night is a pretty restless place. French hookers are forced to have zoo-lesbian action with the French Werewolfy Women, so they won’t get eaten, and French men have to own more cigarettes because they’ll burn out pretty quick while they’re running away from the French Werewolves, and running out of cigars would make them run slower (like a car with low fuel) and eventually die.
If you get to go out in France at night, be sure to grab a couple of baguettes and some french smelly cheese (add garlic if you need to), just in case a French Werewolf comes by to eat your sorry non-French ass. The baguettes should be used on the Werewolf’s head (like a bat) and the smelly cheese should be used as a grenade. The garlic doesn’t do anything.