French joke

Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five:
1. one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
2. one to turn tail and run.
3. one to roll over.
4. one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
5. and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

One French Response to “French joke”

  1. Thibaut Says:

    If Ur army is so much better, why are u losting the war in Iraq???
    perhaps because Frenchies didn’t help you…

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.
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