French answer
samantha asked:
why do you hate french people? just
wondering
Well Samantha … I really can’t find reasons why I shouldn’t hate the French.
They smell, they’re self-centered, they’re rude, they think they’re a superior race, they surrender, they hate Americans, they have crappy music, crappy movies and crappy porn, they have dog poo on the streets, they really don’t do anything useful on this planet …
If that’s not enough to hate the French … we should add more reasons, right ?
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
They won’t free the Corse!
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
That’s not the French, it’s the government. Most of the the people i know honestly wouldn’t mind much; not because we don’t care about Corsica but because we don’t see the point of keeping Corsica French if they don’t want to.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
You forgot to mention they smell. Of garlic or syphilis, I’m not sure. I’ve never dared going close enough to one to find out.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Well this is a long blog already, so I did mention French smell before …
February 6th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
yeah, quite a few times….
February 28th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I was just thinking…I don’t know u but you seems very open-minded to generalize like that!! We can say a lot of things for u too: We are not useful on the earth, but we don’t kill it as much as u do with ur big hummers and factories, u smell the burger, u have very interesting and intelligent movies like american pie, rocky (all very inteligent), you are probably much more rude than us because we don’t say u bad things as you’re saying for us!!
I don’t know america and the only thing that I can say is I DON’T LIKE PERSONS LIKE U!
February 29th, 2008 at 4:03 am
How is it Jean Paul Sodome knows so much about syphilis and most notably its smell???
March 17th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
So sofia, ze french government isn’t french?! On another hand, I’ve noticed that on some of your posts on this Great Blog you keep referring to ze french as a race. As you may hardly pass as humas, trust me, you are not a race
(”Humans have a highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, and introspection.” - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_%28human%29 )
March 17th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I can’t stand what I read on your poor website! I’m 16 I’m french and proud of my country and…FUCK YOU! In first, we don’t smell, we wash ourselves everyday like you (oh sorry, maybe you don’t), french womens shave theirselves. Nothing usefull for the planet? We probably have less polluting cars than you, we probably don’t love wars as you do, we probably eat less junk food than you. And I won’t talk about Hiroshima, american narcissism and prejudices, and especially american racism known all around the world. In France, we have one of the best social politic of the world. French guys are all fun and nature, and french girls are pretty and romantic. Pleeease, stop to think you’re HEROES, stop to think america is the center of the world! And remember that: WE ARE NOT RUDE, NON D’UN CHIEN ! Va te faire enculer par Bush pepere et vien plus insulter mon pays…
March 17th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Noir desir, kyo, bb brunes, vegastar, renan luce… crappy music??? A bit jealous, guy? mdr
March 17th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
l’Amérique essaie d’imposer son ordre moral, économique et militaire. Elle règne sur le FMI, tient en dépendance les pays les plus pauvres, favorise la corruption en Russie. Elle dicte sa loi à l’ONU, soutient les Talibans d’Afghanistan et veut faire de l’Otan le maître militaire du monde […] elle tente de coloniser nos assiettes avec son bœuf aux hormones et les OGM de Monsanto. Elle rachète nos entreprises avec ses fonds de pension, exigeant de faire fondre la « mauvaise graisse » des salariés. Elle se dote d’une milice planétaire, l’OMC, à laquelle elle donne mission de régenter le commerce mondial, culture et santé comprises […]. L’Amérique, c’est le record d’obèses, le record absolu d’armes détenues par des personnes privées […], la peine de mort appliquée aux mineurs, le poids du puritanisme et des sectes, la dépendance des politiques vis-à-vis des lobbies et de la mafia, de plus en plus de pauvres…
Learn a bit french language to translate that, you won’t be disappointed! :p And maybe you’ll seem a bit more sexyyy and a bit less fooool (or maybe not…)
Allons enfaaants de laaaa patriiiie
Le jour de gloire eeeeest arrivéééééé !
Bien amicalement, Raphael, anti americain fier d’etre “ze damn hot frenchie de Paris”…
March 17th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
and for the name of your site: we hate you TOO! kisses, it was funny…
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
ha ha ha ha ha !!!! ^^
i’m pure french born in brittany ^^ i love my crappy culture, i enjoy listening my crappy music, i enjoy a french porn eventually because it’s more close to me
i don’t hate americans , i find they hate us more than us
i’m glad they hate France because it’s a good way not being invaded by their stupid fat culture ^^
yes we are proud, we can speack your language when you can’t speak ours, we are closest to Japaneses and all other real cultures than you are, i’m able to know where is position of australia in a map without using google earth, i love that crappy movies because we don’t try to copy anybody as AMERICAN’s do (is it useful to remind everybody about the visitors, or taxi or many others including the ring, bla bla bla)
why is it French DJ’s who make florida’s night so hot ??? poor crappy french music ^^
you are pitiful culture and you are becoming just the second after europ today…… lose with some fairplay ^_-
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES i forgot !! we smell a lot !!!! our food is awful, we live as cavemens SO ……. please don’t come here !!! stay on your fabulous country and enjoy your 100 kgs womens (is a cow enough to compare ?)^^
September 24th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Hi!
Im not french or American, i live in a country where one of the mean sources is the tourisme…we’ve got maybe 50 % of tourisme sadly are french. after spending years dealing with diffrent nationalities. im not a racist person i have (after my experience) less sympty for french than others….becouse they think that they have the best culture, and if you don’t think or wear like them you are not civilised!! they make you feel that they are superior than you, even in you own country (especially if you are from a poor country as mine).
im happy to day to know that there is people who have the same impression as me about some french people…many people in my country things that too.
im sorry to say that (after my experience) french are sick in their minds.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
i don’t know about the french in france. i talking about those who i see in my country.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Mmm, In honesty .. The french come off as rude, no offence. They’re nice people - If you know them. Americans are nice people .. Outside(In the south people are nice - if you’re white) .. I’m English (White) and I’ve been to both countries. French people seem hateful in general (distrusting - to all races .. irregardless of skin color) but they’re certainly interesting and lovable people once you know them and if you’re in their circle of trust. Americans have bigger egos though, the only hospitality I’ve experienced in America is in the retail stores (Salespeople with their fake smiles trying to sell you a pair of overpriced jeans) and immigrant-Americans. Honestly as a whole, I concider the French people as a culturaly rich race - they have substance. Which I believe Americans don’t .. They only worth that Americans value is material objects, which I think MOST of the people would agree too. Every race has it’s differences, don’t bash on the French just because the world bashes on America .. Cheers.