French Archive for February, 2008

French joke

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

French joke

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Q: Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?
A: Because she has only one arm raised.

French magazine

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Well the French have more magazines about their magnificent army …

(submitted by IO)

French fact #36

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

It’s a fact that French people DO read my blog.

Mark Twain hates the French

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Apparently Mark Twain was one of those people that knew how the French are really like.
“A Frenchmen’s home is where another man’s wife is.” - Mark Twain
“There is nothing lower than the human race…except for the French.” - Mark Twain
(submitted by shaun)

French military victories

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Once again proof that the French Army is probably the best army in the world.

(submitted by Io)

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.