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Monday, January 14th, 2008Q: How did the Germans conquer France so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving.
French Archive for January, 2008
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Sunday, January 13th, 2008JeanTheWorker asked
Dear Mr. FrenchHater, I was wondering since you live in France, I’d
like to ask you something about french women. Is it just me, or are
French women really flat-chested? I mean, I am in the states, and even
though I have not many french women here, the ones I have met are
just, well, straight up and […]
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Saturday, January 12th, 2008Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.
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Friday, January 11th, 2008Arnaud-Louis Fortin asked
Why do French women use bright red lipstick so
often?
When you say french women you actually say easy women or porn.
As any product needs a good label and an attractive design, so do the hairy french women need lipstick.
Lipstick, red lipstick, notifies men that the woman is a hooker, or just needs a decent […]
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Friday, January 11th, 2008Godies asked
What is your opinion about “Le tour de france”?
Well Godies I’m quite uncertain what i think about the Tour of France, because i have never seen it’s use.
But if i were to clarify my thoughts i would say that “Le tour de France” is another French event in which the slimy Frenchmen try to […]
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Thursday, January 10th, 2008Q: Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?
A: He flew 30 successful missions.