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French fact #35

Do you know why so many Europeans Immigrated to North America?
To get as far away from the French as possible.

This french entry was posted Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 at 8:12 am and is french filed under French facts. You can leave a french response, or trackback from your own french site.

10 French Responses to “French fact #35”

  1. Gerard Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    And why do you guys visit France that much?

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Well I personally have business there. The others just want to convince themselves that France sucks.

  3. sofia Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    Yeah… except the world should know by now… and still, we’re one of the most-visited countries in the world.
    So what is that about? Tourists come here like in Disneyland or in a zoo, to observe that weird race that are the French?

  4. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    The world can’t know for sure (until they all visit my blog) …

  5. Thibaut Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Because they were so jalous of us probably…

  6. Sebastien Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    because we wanna fuck your old-old grand ma to make your fucking ass alive today (open a book sucky^_-)

  7. Mike_the_frenchy Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Vache y’a du niveau, ton argument est splendide?

    Franchement t’es sur d’être un adulte parce que la franchement tu es vraiment trés con!

    Si tous les bouffeurs de mac do sont comme toi, je comprends que le déclin de ce pays de merde ai commencé! :)

  8. Shidox Says:
    June 26th, 2009 at 2:00 am

    We have send you our retarded people , and it seems it have worked.

  9. Marion Says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Well poor guy ! You’re such a jerk ! And you know what you shithead ? I DO love America & Americans that why I wanna settle in your country ! So please don’t gimme that bullshit; that all French people hates Americans ! If some people hate them it’s ’cause they’re acting like you ! They insult others and write crappy and useless blogs like yours ! Because let’s face it, everyone knows that most of you guys think that you’re superior ! You think that you’re superior because you’ve got a big country and that people all around the world have to speak English. But the funnier thing is that you take the piss out of people who don’t speak English very well but you, goddamn stupid, can you only speak French eh ? At least, we try to speak your language even if we make mistakes ! But you, you think it’s useless to speak French or other languages ’cause you think you’re the best and that it must be the others who should make some efforts ! So please stop saying that we French think we’re superior right ?

  10. Gally Says:
    January 27th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    France has been the most visited country for 30 years, 80M visitors within 2008, gotta be just to check out we stink.

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