Frenchman and monkey
A Frenchman attending a convention found he’d have to share a room with an Englishman, but he didn’t really mind.
Upon arriving at the room, he found the Britishman already there … and so was a MONKEY!
The Frenchman said, “Mon..mon..monsieur, what…what’s that…that…BEAST doing in our room ?”.
“Show ya straightaway, chap”, said the British.
He then slapped the monkey hard, knocking it across the room, at the same time dropping his pants.
The monkey got up, ran to the Brit, and….well….performed an unnatural act upon him.
The Brit said, “See ole bean? How’d YOU like to have a go at it?”.
“OUI, m’sieu….but you don’t have to SLAP me!”
