French smoking

Ze French sure smoke a lot. It’s cool.
They do this for three reasons:
1. a cloud cover, so ze germans won’t see what they’re bombing
2. a thick smoke cover on the ground, so ze germans won’t be able to drive their tanks on account of zero visibility
3. making france lack oxigen

French people inhale smoke since before they are born, because french women smoke during pregnancy, to make their french kid strong and cool and an asshole. Only French people can breath through the thick layers of smoke that cover France, along with the other wonderful odors we all love : cheese, sweat, dripping horny french dirty unwashed women, pee and poo.

You know the clouds you see on the sky that show you it’s going to rain ?
Those dark grey clouds ? Those are French-smoke clouds.

Yes, ze slimy french are great smokers, what would we do without the huge amount of cigarettes used daily by France ?

One French Response to “French smoking”

  1. Sebastien Says:

    american taste !!! cultivated by your courageous slave black people since so long in your marvelousely free country……. do you remember it ?

    anyway if we smoke where is problem ? you can use crack and heroin as you want or shoot yourself with deserts eagles in new york downtown it’s your problem !!!
    why are you so stupids ???

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.