French answer
onemanninja asked:
Why do the french “men” like the french women hairy armpits?
Well i’m not sure that frenchmen like the french women’s armpits … they just like ze french women and hair.
Since the first french caveman, Pierre, french cavewomen had hair. Pierre was a sex-freak (like most french people today, involving excrements, wax, toothpaste and whatever ze slimy french use) so he really enjoyed feeling some furry woman near him while dreaming of cute cave-pudels.
Since the caveman days, ze french didn’t really change much … frenchmen still want hairy french women, to have something to move their hands through while doing the thing they do worst, so they can be able to do the thing they do best, which is brag about that other thing.
So frenchmen like french women with hairy armpits or just the hairy armpits (for those gay french men (it really must be tough to be french and gay, that’s like double-gay) so homosexuals won’t yell about discrimination), because their ancestors liked hairy armpits.
All clear ?
January 7th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
clear
January 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I’ve been living in France for 22 years and i’ve never seen a woman with hairy armpits!! It’s like the “berets”. No one wears them here…! You should come here to see by yourself that most of the things you say are totally false… Hope you’ll understand “ze French accent”!