I hate french people

This is the last day of the year. The French Year that is.

2007 is ending, 2008 is coming, we’re all a little sad and a little cheerful, we’re all in a party mood but depressed, we all want to greet the new year properly and we all want to go to France and see the fireworks.

Yes, French fireworks.
You know what’s great about French fireworks ? They stink. And i don’t mean that “they’re not any good”, i mean they literally stink.
The French keep the fireworks next to their slimy smelly french cheese deposits, so in a couple of months those wonderful explosives capture that lovely cheesy french smell we all just adore.

The French don’t really like fireworks, or the new year.
All kinds of foreigners come to Paris and hop on the Eiffel tower to shoot (yes french people, surrender or hide, now !) those fireworks into the air, and make the sky look as it would look if Germany bombarded their cigarette smoking little asses, and make the air smell like Hitler’s German tanks stepped and squished all the cheese in France, making a lot of firework noise (like Disneyland does), and the French don’t like that.

The French enjoy making a porno movie during the New Year or drinking and crapping on their streets, or just being rude to the tourists that come to set up and see the show.

The people you usually see in Paris on tv are tourists, because as i said above, the French don’t like new year’s eve.
After the fireworks are over, the French people reappear with their hands up, smelling that wonderful familiar cheese, and enjoying themselves for the first time in the new year.

Happy new year France !
Happy new year French people !
Happy new year America !
Happy new year rest of the world !

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