A French officer and a British Major
During one of the many wars that the slimy French and the British fought and the French (as usually) lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.
An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.
The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing “that stupid red tunic.”
The French general said : “Why do you wear that red uniform ? It makes it easy for us to shoot you.”
The British major replied : “If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared.”
The French general said : “That is a very good idea”, The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said : “From now on all French officers will wear brown pants.”