French answer

Gogu Kaizer asked :

Dear mr. JFF, why is the Paris considered to be a romantic city? I
keep hearing many couples planing to spend their Christmas in Paris,
“because it’s romantic”. Where the hell did they came up with that
idea?

Let’s face it, some women are into gross things (i would have said french but you might have misunderstood me).
Paris is a city filled with french slimy human waste (that’s french pee and french poo), so it has a certain smell, that makes most of the ladies get really horny (which might explain why there are so many french women for rent).
Some couples like to pee and shit on themselves, so Paris is a city that won’t point a finger at them and say “you’re so gross and so sick. get help !”.

By “romantic”, the couples actually mean “exciting”, which in translation is “filled with crap”. French crap.
So that’s about why couples want to go to Paris for a weekend, to have a shitty piss-filled french slimy orgy.

Now some couples want to spend Christmas in Paris. Well no wonder they do, all that white snow and the Eiffel French Tower, and the cold and the lights makes their dirty sexual experiences more intense. The white pure clean snow, the naked guy sitting in it, freezing his ass off, and his girlfriend taking a dump on him while lit by the French street lights and some French men watching and salivating … what can be more beatiful for slimy french-loving wanting-to-go-to-Paris people ?

Hope you weren’t eating while reading this, hope you’re not one of those people and i hope you won’t visit Paris this Christmas.
There’s your answer.

14 French Responses to “French answer”

  1. Gogu Kaizer Says:

    I wasn’t eating, I’m not one of those and I won’t visit Paris this Christmas. Unless I must kill ze french bosses. For that, I would go to Paris. A wise man once said: “There will be a french murder in Paris.” He might be right and the prophecy shall be fulfilled.

    Anyway, thank you for your french answer. Merry Not-French Christmas and all.

  2. onemanninja Says:

    this is hard-core

  3. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    It’s actually normal for French people.

  4. sofia Says:

    Jff, i think it is “gross” and not “grose”. I should know.

  5. sofia Says:

    And French women aren’t for rent. In fact, most of the “For-rent-ladies” in Paris are not quite French…

  6. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Jff, i think it is “gross” and not “grose”. I should know.

    Ah damn, sorry about that. That’s what happens when mrs. Frenchhater is around.

    And French women aren’t for rent. In fact, most of the “For-rent-ladies” in Paris are not quite French…

    You seem to know a lot about the ladies in Paris, Sofia. I’m growing suspicious.
    Anyway, you may have a point there. All the French women are booked for years in advance, so rental is not an option anymore.

  7. sofia Says:

    There’s nothing to be suspicious about. And it’s true that some French women are “booked for years in advance”, it’s called being in a realtionship.

  8. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Yes, French women do love the camera that much.

  9. sofia Says:

    i’m sorry, it must be all the pee and poo sex scenes on the streets that’re getting to my head but i didn’t get this one.

  10. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    I was talking about relationships.

  11. sofia Says:

    oh, ok.
    Anyway, that answer WAS really gross, even from you.

  12. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Thank you.

  13. Mael BROSSARD Says:

    From a French that hates Paris (like pretty much every single fucking french), just Bravo (you can pronounce it wrong i dont give a damn). I shall also say that only Paris is filled with bird poo, but it is also invaded by stupid tourists with huge cameras and that think that spending 10 bucks for a crappy coffee in a lousy “romantic” café. Formidable MFs (thats a compliment from a french piece of shit to another piece of shit) !!

  14. tourist guide Says:

    i am from tunisia and here we do receive thousand of tourists , you wanna know who are the french in reality ? just come here and see and listen ! the majority of them are fond of dirt , beach-boys , camels ,and pussy meals , no hygiena nothing to do with european
    habits , if you suggest to a french to go to the right place ,he or she takes the opposite direction : cheaper and more dirty .
    the French think they are clever but infact you know what they are , in tunisia they still think they are at home .
    during a converstion with a french staying in tunisia , or if your a guide who has to brief him about your country , he interrups you continiously just to say “yes we have that at home in france ” or just tells you your country is nice and anticipates ” france is beatiful as well . i have never heard this from other citizens from different countries .

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