French laxative

Lately everytime when i hear french people talking their slimy francais, i get this feeling like i’m going to crap my pants.
It took me a little while to figure out what was going on … but i finally got it.

You know that most countries experimented with the brown noise theory, to make the other country’s army crap their pants. Apparently the French figured it out way before the others even started. They produce the brown noise naturally, using Francais. That’s why they have brown pants, that’s why their cities are filled with poo on the streets and sidewalk, that’s why they don’t really have clean toilets, that’s why they smoke and eat smelly cheese …

I should stay less in Paris, for my stomach’s sake.
French is a laxative.

2 French Responses to “French laxative”

  1. Io1 Says:

    The brown sound doesn`t work ( or is it just me?), but french noise sounds dangerous.

  2. I hate french people » Blog Archive » French Knowledge in Europe Says:

    […] part of the slimy Canadians) with their god damn smelly french language. Remember what i said about French being laxative ? I guess the world is going to need more toilet […]

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I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.