This is the last day of the year. The French Year that is.
2007 is ending, 2008 is coming, we’re all a little sad and a little cheerful, we’re all in a party mood but depressed, we all want to greet the new year properly and we all want to go to France and see the […]
Q: What is an “oxymoron” ?
A: “French war hero”
21. Because they took the cow pat… and turned it into a hat
Well, that’s what the beret is, isn’t it?
22. Because their legendary “Va Va Voom” is a lie
They only spend an average 19.2 minutes on foreplay. The British take 22.5 minutes.
23. Because 50 per cent of them don’t even associate sex with pleasure
And 23 […]
Let’s not forget :
- Citroën 2CV
- Light Wine
- Big girls’ blouses
- Baguettes!
Q: Why do the French call it the “foreign legion” ?
A: They couldn’t find any French to join!
Ho-ho-ho (and i don’t mean french women) … Merry Christmas !
Or as the French would put it (while smoking their cigars and chewing their gums at the same time while looking at you like you’re an idiot because you’re holding your nose to prevent their smell from killing you) : Joyeux Noël !
Yes, this amazing […]