I hate french people

During World War 2, the French resistance fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.

Q: What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common ?
A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.

Hello there guys and girls that read this blog.
I, ze mighty Frenchhater, have returned from the French jail and the French courthouse.
Like my wife said (thanks hun for writing that) the other day, we were in Paris this weekend and while heading home we ran into one of those French purse-thieves that grabbed her purse, […]

Hello. I’m Mrs. Frenchhater, Francois’ wife. Francois was arrested saturday by the french police, because he fought a french thief that stole my purse while we were walking. We await the trial tomorrow, and Francois is very furious. Hopefully he’ll be home tomorrow evening after this situation gets sorted out. He asked me to write […]

I, ze mighty Frenchhater, can tell that i don’t actually know any French Superheroes.
There might be “Ze French Guy” but … i don’t know anyone else.
Do you know any French superhero ?

Paris authorities believe they may have come up with a way to wean French men off their penchant for urinating in public places: le mur anti-pipi.
This brilliant, yet simple french invention is an undulating wall that fires french urine back in the direction of the french offender.
“The jet of pee is rather oblique. If it […]