French Matrix
One of my favorite movies is “The Matrix” (not only the first one, but the others as well).
Well … what if the french made “The Matrix” ?? That would have been a tragedy …
First of all they would call it “Ze Matrix” or “La Matrix”. Imagine the most famous phrase in “The Matrix”, in French :
Vous prenez la pilule bleue et l’histoire se termine. Vous prenez la pilule rouge et vous restez au pays des merveilles et je vous montrer comment profondément le trou de lapin va.
Or some names like “Néo”,”Morphéus”, “Smiz”.
How about the agents ? Shouldn’t they be French as well ?
In conclusion … “The Matrix” shouldn’t be French. Ever.
The other Matrix movies did include Ze Frenchman, but like all slimy Frenchmen he was an asshole.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Now, this one IS funny.
November 26th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Your translation is really really bad though.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Blame Google France for the translation.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
yeah…
November 27th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Sofia you just don`t get it…. HE IS MAKING FUN OF YOU…why do you still read?
November 27th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
oh yeah?? whoah! thank you soooo much for telling me!! I never would have thought that a guy hosting a blog called “i hate French people” would make fun of ME, a French person!!!!
Thank God you’re here to enlighten me about this…
November 27th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Hope YOU will get sarcasm….
November 27th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I`ve got the sarcasm but you still didn`t answered me.
November 27th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I don’t have to.You do that for me.
November 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Oh, and please check your English.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
I will stop this
November 27th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
That’s not what i call arguing. And i don’t give a damn if people think i’m retarded or whatever.
November 27th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Hey ! Io1, chill.
sofia, you’re not retarded.
Stop arguing over nothing, and let’s get back on the French issue.
November 28th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
You should be on my side,you aren`t a real frenchhater…
November 28th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
You’re pushing it. Just because i hate the french doesn’t mean i should treat every french visitor like they’re retarded (like you did). I attack ALL the French, and i find it stupid to banish my french (loyal) visitors.
So play nice, leave Sofia alone and leave me alone as well, and focus on ALL the French.
You just prooved that you’re a little bit worse then the French, because they don’t atttack (even me) like that (maybe because they prefer to surrender).
November 28th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I like the joke from the end, but still you haven`t proved nothing….maybe you are one of them…maybe you are undercover….make my say that I am wrong and you really hate every french….ban the french girl!!!! (hope you will understand that it is just joke and i am doing it just for fun)
December 18th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d’enculis de ta mire
December 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
it’s “enculés” and “mère”. What was this about? Saying as many rude words in a single sentence as possible?