French Archive for November, 2007

Ask Frenchhater

Friday, November 30th, 2007

This evening the “Ask Frenchhater” feature will be available for the general french-hating public.
All the answers will appear on this blog.
So you can check it tonight on www.frenchhater.com/ask/.
I’m really curious about your questions, especially what the French would like to ask me.
My email address won’t be public (yet), because i’m not really that crazy to […]

French achievement

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Yeah :
- Instructions on “How to Surrender to the enemy” + Training Sessions
- Ménage à trois
- French fries

French joke

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Frenchwoman and a bartender

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The bartender says “HEY! You can’t bring that pig in here”.
The Frenchwoman says “Excuse me…but that’s a duck”.
The bartender says back, “Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck”.

French Matrix

Monday, November 26th, 2007

One of my favorite movies is “The Matrix” (not only the first one, but the others as well).
Well … what if the french made “The Matrix” ?? That would have been a tragedy …
First of all they would call it “Ze Matrix” or “La Matrix”. Imagine the most famous phrase in “The Matrix”, in French […]

French achievement

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

The French also achieved :
- Mayonnaise
- Gérard Depardieu
- Godzilla

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.