Q: Why do we need France on our side against terrorists ?
A: So the French can show them how to surrender.

I bought www.frenchhater.com a short time ago and decided to put my About page there. I think i’ll also add the last 5 posts somewhere.
Because i got frenchhater.com, i added jaques-francois.frenchhater.com (which redirects to the about page, again (yeah, the french way to do it)) and i was thinking about adding the “Ask the Frenchhater” [...]

A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois

When ze slimy french have no more places to hide or run for … they put on white clothes and hide in the snowy Alps.

But ze French rarely have white clothes, thank God.

Q: What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A: The basketball team showers after 4 periods.