I hate french people

Yeah, I, ze mighty Frenchhater registered an account at Twitter today.
Will they ban this one too ?
If they do, i’ll certainly blame ze French.

Q: Why don’t MasterCard and Visa work well in France ?
A: They do not know how to say “CHARGE!”.

Looks like french women have another technique of beating the competition.

Imagine how the other women will slip on the french juice … oh yeah.

Ze French women have to show zey are french women, by using the french banner on all they can.
If their armpit hair is not in sight (because zey wear a jacket or something), or their pubes are not visible (french women like to colour their pubes in red, white and blue), or they’re not smoking [...]

The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.