French fact #20

It is a fact that the French Open tennis tournament had to be cancelled.
France has plenty of rackets, but no balls.

4 French Responses to “French fact #20”

  1. Ioana Says:

    Don’t worry. There’s always some space for plastic surgery.

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Plastic balls don’t count as balls :D

  3. Ioana Says:

    Yep, it’s true. Not even plastic balls won’t help.
    Just listen to this song.

    Was this supposed to be a man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl49hbnWV2I&mode=related&search

    Or maybe it’s just a woman that cut her armpits and glued them to her face.

    I want opinions. I don’t like the thought that a man could ever have that voice. Not even when he was at puberty.

  4. Ioana Says:

    Oh, and I must warn you. Those French people in that video are acting worse than cavemen.
    Beware!

    But you must be familiar with that behavior after all.

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