Learning french to visit France
You really shouldn’t learn french while visiting France.
I suggest you learn German instead.
That way people will pay attention to you, make way (by running of course) and you’ll get rich in no time (ze french do surrender their french money, paintbrushes and bushy armpit very-not-virgin women).
Learn this for a start :
Ich spreche nicht französisch
October 1st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
“Is sprech”..
“Ich sproche nisht”..
“Ich sprache nicht französisch”!
I think I got it! Let’s go to France!
“Baftalo pralea”… that’s another sentence that when French people hear, they start running
(Romanian people know why 
)
October 1st, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Stop it with the Romanians … this is a blog about the French.
October 1st, 2007 at 9:23 pm
do you like romanians ?
October 1st, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Well, actually that’s not Romanian, that’s Gypsy, and French people are afraid of Gypsy as they are afraid of Germans!
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
Nice women there.
No, the French don’t fear gypsies.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
who does?
October 9th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Romanians.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
And now Italians…and soon …..i forgot:(
October 17th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
no one fears gypsies, but everyone dislikes them. ok, stop it about every other nation, concentrate on the french.
July 15th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Ich bin aus Deutchland
Can also be useful with ze French if you want them to run away with their arms up so you don’t have to smell the slimy French anymore i think also it was their smell that the germans but in tanks and marked Zyklon b