On October 31st every year, France celebrates Halloween, along many other countries.
1st of November represents the “All saints day” (la Toussaint), and it’s a day the French usually fear.
Halloween in France is rather controversial, because it is not a typical French holiday and some slimy french people still don’t understand what is being celebrated.
Because Halloween […]
An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He […]
French women snore in their sleep, while ze French men smoke (also while they’re sleeping).
French people are amazing.
If they sometimes decide to replace their slimy French National Anthem … they should have a look at these songs :
“Live and Let Die” by Wings,
“Walk Right In” by the Rooftop Singers,
“Everybody’s Somebody’s” Fool by Connie Francis,
“What a Fool Believes” by the Doobie Brothers,
“Running Scared” by Roy Orbison,
“I Really Don’t Want to Know” by Tommy […]
Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training ?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
France has 551.100 sq. km of territory (appr. 180.000 sq. miles - almost like Texas).
Plenty of space for future german homes.