I hate french people

I, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater, am taking a day off.
Some Frenchies ruined one of my ad campaigns and i have to take care of it.
So i won’t be posting anything tomorrow.
But stay tuned !

I wish to thank all the people that left some comments around here (including french people), but especially those that linked to this blog.
I will make a “thanks” page to link back to those people (it’s only fair), hoping that they’ll help me make this blog more popular and encourage me to post funnier stuff.
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Q: How long does it take a french woman to have a poo ?
A: 9 months

French beer sucks. Just like Canadian beer (because a big part of Canada is French).

Did any of you stumble upon a french keyboard ?
They’re horrible. How can they write like that ?
This is another thing that prooves that the French have a plan to rule the world (and it involves aliens).

Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II????
A: Not Enough.