French stripes
To make that beret look great on their tiny little brainless slimy French heads, the frenchies wear these striped things.
You can see them on foreign sailors, emo guys (and girls) and gay people.
Here we have a picture of the magnificent thing for men, and women :
But i really think that the french use berets and striped t-shirts/clothes to camouflage on their very own Champs-Élysées, just in case the german think about visiting Paris again.
September 26th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
I wonder how often they clean the slimy shirts. I mean, do they ever clean them?
September 26th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Nevermind that. Just think about the french striped underwear the bushy french women use.
Now that’s just toxic.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:08 am
So toxic they could start a biological war!
September 27th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Those things on men = beyond the limit of gayness.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Aren’t there thirteen red and white stripes on the American flag , symbolizing the 13 first English colonies? Wonder how gay this make the American men…
September 30th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Well, it doesn’t.
Because we don’t use it as a camouflage, it has color, and we don’t wear those as t-shirts or pants.
October 1st, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Jaques, did you said something about stripes on flags? What? You didn’t? You said only about stripes on humans? Oh, noes, Sofia got it all wrong…
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
We don’t use it as camouflage either!! How could you possibly hide yourself with stripes on your clothes???? Do you think our cities and landscapes are full of stripes? Come on, JF….
Oh, and you do use it on clothes…. Stripes are just about everywhere in your country! Just because it has colour on it doesn’t make it better!
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
oh and Gogu: “Noes”? Wth is this word?????
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
sofia, how are you ?
Feeling ok ? Ate french fries today ?
Stop being angry, it doesn’t help.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:37 pm
@sofia: google it.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:32 pm
The Americans that hate the French are usually not the smartest ones. The sophisticated and more educated ones are usually Francophiles. So do not despair, Sofia, the clichés that appear here are nothing new and generally reflect the complexes of the masses of uncultured Americans who know nothing of History, Geography, etc., and know that they know nothing. So, it is normal that they would feel intimidated by a culturally superior being. They simply take out the frustrations resulting from their inferiority complex by trashing us, from whom they could learn so much if only their education system had allowed them to develop the level of learning skill necessary to comprehend more than they are capable of.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:12 pm
I’m not angry!! well, I didn’t mean to be… Thanks for asking the question! I don’t eat French fries, I eat Freedom fries, they’re soooo much better…
October 4th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Thank you Alexandre, that’s very nice of you… and very true! I really think we could learn from each other’s country, but i don’t consider myself as a superior being!You’re right about culture in America, thought i think Jean-françois Frenchhater is much more clever than you think! I thought he was just a stupid American talking trash about people whom he knows nothing of, but I’ve changed my mind. Honestly, he’s quite funny…. And you know, don’t blame him… He’s American… That’s exactly what you should expect!!
October 5th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
I say Jaques-Francois Frenchhater is from Jamaica… or maybe he is from Russia…. I don`t know….but he is one funny guy…. so you smug frenchies stop assuming he is American cause i know for sure he is Canadian..oh wait that is the other Jaque i know.
October 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
i’m quite sure he’s American… but that doesn’t really matter anyway…
October 8th, 2007 at 4:32 am
Ok mister Alexander … i wanted to reply but i didn’t have the time, but now i do.
Well i really am sorry. Americans are not Jedi like the French People. We do get angry, we do feel hate. I’m sure the very smart frenchmen (that sounds funny) just love the Americans.
Yes, the American geeks can’t get a decent girlfriend so they go for hairy armpit very-used-up French women.
Uau. Well i’m not one of those “uncultured Americans” because i’m part of the Frenchhater dynasty. We know France and French people better then anyone, which gives us more reasons to hate them.
We’ll see in the end if to surrender is more superior then to die for what you believe in … aka if this blog lives through.
October 8th, 2007 at 8:06 am
Alexandre and Sofia, are sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:25 am
I wanna be a Jedi Knight :-
October 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Alexandre and Sofia, are sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
What????????????????????????????
October 9th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Well it’s that action when a woman and a woman touch their lips and tongues together.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
i know exactly what it means, thank you…. how could i ignore that? I’m French, remember? I was wondering why gogu something said that….
October 9th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
it can also be the same action between a MAN and a woman you know
October 9th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Because Alexandre is either gay or a woman.
October 21st, 2007 at 3:19 am
[...] Or they wear stripes. [...]
October 27th, 2007 at 12:01 am
The Germans will rise again!