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French joke

Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II????
A: Not Enough.

This french entry was posted Monday, September 17th, 2007 at 9:25 pm and is french filed under French jokes. You can leave a french response, or trackback from your own french site.

15 French Responses to “French joke”

  1. Jaques Futaq Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    this isn’t funny
    sorry you are beginning to suck :(

  2. huper Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    yep, this isn’t funny, but a French men will always tell you that you suck :)

  3. Jaques Futaq Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    I am not french, I hate french and emos !

  4. huper Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    But you have a French name…

  5. Jaques Futaq Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    I am not french( i’m romanian ) and that is not my real name !

  6. huper Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 8:30 am

    oooooooooh snap!

  7. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    And i think Jaques Futaq is a SHE.

  8. huper Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    And she is wearing a beret…

  9. Cindy Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Go to a room nd touch you ! U need it bitch ! Jokes like dat are so silly ! Even for an American !

  10. alex1dan Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    i can guarentee that jacques futaq is romanian , because when you say “futaq” out loud you get a romanian word which stands for fuck .

    (i`m romanian)

  11. gogu kaizer Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    Chill, Cindy, chill. Your time will come too. You’ll no longer be a virgin, you’ll see. Just chill and wait.

  12. sofia Says:
    October 2nd, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Gogu, you’re such an asshole…. it’s pathetic…

  13. Matt Says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    I want to thank you for this website ’cause I’m going to use it for my “exoposé de compréhension” where I have to talk about english people. But I alos wonder, after reading your website, if all the english people are that silly????

    bye!
    (a french guy, studying english bullshit)

  14. sofia Says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    They ‘re not English, Matt…

  15. cathy Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    wow .. how can u think that funny? .. now i know why i feel closer to german ppl than to americans like u … u can be proud of urself …

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