French anger
I see some french people actually got insulted by this blog, by these JOKES, by these FACTS and by facing their HABITS.
Well one other french habit is anger. French people get very angry while talking about France, French or Francais. French women also have PMS which they learned to use to feed the anger, and post angry comments on this little blog.
Which must mean that I, J.F.Frenchhater, am making a difference, even if the French don’t like it.
But please French people, chill. You’ll be able to run and surrender soon enough.
October 9th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
you’re not making any difference, ther’s nothing new on this blog… But you ARE funny…which is a good start.
You know what we say here in France about a man who can make a woman laugh?
October 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
This blog is a tool. This blog won’t make a difference. It will contribute to the ultimate weapon of french distruction.
And yes, i know what you hairy armpit women say about a man who can make a woman laugh … that he’s a mime.
October 9th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
not quite… But you won’t understand anyway….
And as for the “hairy armpit” thing, aren’t you tired of saying the same “joke” again and again? Because, it IS a joke. We do shave here…
October 9th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
And why do you shave there ? Because you have armpit hair.
October 9th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Yeah, like every woman….. It has nothing to do with the French
October 9th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
sounds to me you have never been with a real woman to ignore that fact….
October 9th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Are you offending mrs. Frenchhater (my wife) ?
Some women have little hair there, which dissapears moments after it comes up, and some women are french.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
No, JFF it doesn’t disappear… it is shaved…..
“Are you offending mrs. Frenchhater (my wife) ?” What???? You’re married????? Tell her i’m sorry….
October 9th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
There is an “About JFF” page on the top of this blog.
By dissapear i mean shave/wax/cream/laser.
But some women just don’t grow hair there very often, while other (french) women do have a bush in a couple of weeks. I think it’s about what they eat, breathe and talk about that contributes to the hair growth process.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
you really make me laugh…..
October 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I’ve read your ” about JFF” page. Congratulations! Hope your offspring won’t take after you!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
On the contrary, he’ll be King of France some day, and fill the country up with water.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
ahah… Congratulations anyway…..
October 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Thanks french lady.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Isn’t it going too far? Come one, you may hate us but at least use real facts not some stupid stereotypes! We deserve better than that, I think, we are human beings, remember?
Have you met all the french people? How many have you met? Did you talk with them?
You can hate some french but not all of them, that would be so dumb!
You’re really biased, have you ever tried to forget what you’ve been taught? Have you ever tried to make your own opinion?
Hate us if you want but don’t do it like that, your hatred is ridiculous, I mistook for a kid at first, grow up and become a man!
We may not be perfect (we don’t grow hair very often –> false stereotype..) but can’t you at least show some respect for more than 60million person?
March 10th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Yeah ! Let’s play with some “real” facts because hearing abour hairy women is boring ! Oh I got one :
“Let’s make war ! It will be funny, you’ll see ! What ? A big and fat country like ours should be more responsible ? Why the fuck ?!! We are the stronger ! We are Rambo !”
It’s just an example, of course … Don’t talk about hairy stuff in your answer (if it needs one), please.
PS : A married man who spend his time on making a site about french joke… What a sad life you have.. Come on man !! Make something of it !
PS 2 : Make a joke about Mont Saint Michel with a nice shot, please. I help you : it is at least as old as your oldest mcdonald. Funny, no?
PS 3 : I didn’t check my text back, so if you find some flaws, I leave it to you. Don’t thank me.
PS 4 : Do you realize you’re speaking with strangers who speak in your language just because your jokes make them smile ?
PS 5 : Just in case you don’t know : PS is not french.. It’s latin and it means “Post Scriptum”..
(sorry for my english (not american) mistakes if there are ones)
March 10th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Benjamin Frenchman … You talk a lot of bullshit.
Why do you ? Did you read the post ?
I said “Chill french people !” …
Well what are you doing ?
Anyway … let’s teach your french rudeness some manners.
I work in advertising, this blog is a hobby. I already made something of my life, and there’s still more to come, unlike you slimy french man. Don’t you have anything better to do then visit anti-french blogs and leave a “you have sad life” french comment ?
What’s funny about that small island from Normandy ? French people have a weird sense of humour, or none.
And what does it have to do with McDonald’s ?
It’s a typical french behaviour not to be able to write or speak any other international language, except the slimy Francais.
I’m writing stuff on MY frenchhating blog, I’m not speaking with any of my readers.
Yet again with your French rudeness …
Well you know, PS is still a little french … It stands for “Piece du shit”, which really reflects your comment.
There are more mistakes then words, but then again you are French, I wasn’t really expecting anything more.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I thought you would be sad if I didn’t leave you a comment because, even if you don’t say it, I’m sure it excite you to have some. And I understand that. It’s the comments which are interesting, not your “piece de shit” of text at the top. I’ve tried to be nice with you and that’s how you thank me ??
What does it have to do with McDonald? Nothing, it’s a “choc des cultures” joke. As you certainly know, when we hear about you american fat people at TV here, it’s for your obesity problems, your war problems, your president problems or your international knowledge problems (they said that 2% of the students in a college which I forgot the name thought that America has been discovered by “a guy” in the early 20th century). But (and I’ll surprise you) I’m not stupid and I don’t trust clichés, stereotypes or whatever you want. I know that there are fools in America as there are fools in France. I know that there are hairy women in America as there are hairy women in France. I know that there is Paris Hilton in America as there is… No, that one is definitely yours. Keep it.
I can speak english, that the important. Do you speak french ?
Piece de shit: I like this kind of conversation, don’t you ? Of course you do ! That’s why you have created this blog !
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
funny:)) piece de shit =))
I know that there is Paris Hilton in America as there is… No, that one is definitely yours. Keep it.
THAT HURT
) (he IS right, you know:)) )
May 20th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
French people have Carla Bruni these days
be proud :>