French army

This is a picture of ze French army standard soldier type, just a moment away from surrendering.

French army soldier ready to surrender

Notice the position of the legs, just like he’s about to shit ze pants.
Notice the position of that plastic sword, indicating that he wants to penetrate ze french leg, so he can have an excuse for surrendering except lack-of-courage.
Notice the position of the face, he’s happy to finally be surrendering. I bet you that ze frenchman in the picture waited a long time for this.

They do train hard on surrendering in the French Military.

3 French Responses to “French army”

  1. Caroline Says:

    Yeah French army… But like hundreds of year ago.

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Yes, today’s French army doesn’t have much use, so they don’t even get a chance to surrender.

  3. I hate french people » Blog Archive » Cheese eating monkey frogs Says:

    [...] If you point your finger at them and say “Bonjour”, you don’t need to tell him to surrender, it’s in his blood. But if you do want a french faggy smoke, ask him for a cigar, and [...]

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