I hate french people

Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman ?
A: Reverse!

Well well well … I guess DeviantArt admins are FRENCH.
They banned my account after I commented on some profile with French clothes.
Hmm …

Now why in Chiraq’s name did they do that ?
I’m not using a racist name that offends people (because hey, my name IS FRENCHHATER !!!), my status was “Comedy Writer”, and I […]

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner.
She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb.
She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
“No ma’m”, answered the butcher. “That is the correct price”.
“Well, why […]

Q: Hey ! Do you know what’s the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpansee ?
A: One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpansee.

This is ze slimy french toilette de cour Louis 15. Funny name for a dress.