I hate french people

Paris is known as “the city of love” because a lot of french women make love every day with strange foreign men there.

Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.
The frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in here?
The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel […]

Q: Did you hear about France’s new weapons contracts ?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks, but they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

If you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER.

Today I signed up for an account at YouTube.
I selected a Comedian account, because i joke a lot (don’t make the mistake of believing that I don’t hate the French !), and they told me to choose my style from a dropdown box.
But in that box there wasn’t any French style (strike 1 !). So […]