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French joke

Q: How do you get a French waiter’s attention?
A: Start ordering in German.

This french entry was posted Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 at 11:24 am and is french filed under French jokes. You can leave a french response, or trackback from your own french site.

10 French Responses to “French joke”

  1. sofia Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    And even then….

  2. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:09 pm

    He will ignore me because he’s a french asshole ?

  3. sofia Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    honestly? Yes, pretty much…
    I must admit that French waiters are horrible… 1 point for you

  4. sofia Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    but i’m not surrendering

  5. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    Are you in the army?

  6. sofia Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    no, i’m not, though i do work for the French State.

  7. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Then i guess you don’t work in a place to go to war to surrender, so you’re not surrendering (until germans invade your workplace and put a rifle to your head).

  8. sofia Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    i was talking in a metaphoric way….. Just forget it….

  9. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    French people talk funny. Or is it just women in general ?

    Why in France’s name would you comment metaphorically about you working for the French State (aka France) ??

  10. sofia Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    you just don’t get it! i wasn’t talking metaphorically when i said i worked for the French State, but i said i was surrendering…. Got it now? i… oh et merde! think a little!!

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