I hate french people

Here’s how you can tell someone (someone French !) “I HATE YOU” :
je vous déteste
Or he’s a little Frenchhater improoved version :
je vous déteste vous homme français stupide gluant

Q: Why does the French Navy suck ?
A: Because cardboard doesn’t float !

Frenchmen cry more often than French women.

Q: What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast ?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Frenchman with a very long pole and a yardstick.
He’s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak’s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures […]

Q: Why do the french get more votes in the U.N. ?
A: They vote with both hands.