Ze slimy french do have tanks (made by anyone but the french), but their only use is for showing them off and hanging stuff from their turret (like french baguettes and croissants).
But we all know that ze french tanks will not attack anyone, because they don’t want to ruin the precious little colored tank-like-huge toys.
Q: Anyone hear about the new tank that was designed by the french?
A:It has 1 gear for forward and 6 for reverse
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog, not just any dog, a french pudel.
The weary traveler asked “Ma’am, please move your dog. I need that [...]
Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it and says “I will give you each [...]
Next time there’s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
