Q: Why do the French call their fighter the “Mirage” ?
A: Because it’s never seen in a combat zone.

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: “You American folk eat the whole bread??”
American (in a bad mood): “Of course.”
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In [...]

Q: How do you say “Give me liberty or give me death!” in French?
A: I give up.

Dinosaurs were french.

Everyone knows that everyone eats what everyone like in every morning of their lives.
So everyone is eating a magnificent everyday meal in every morning, called french toast.
It kind’of looks like this :

and it’s FRENCH !!! (which must mean it’s spectacular)
(PS : “every” is a very common used english word by the french, because they like [...]

Le french language est a little bit strange … here’s how the body-parts are named on the SuperFrenchGuy.