I hate french people

Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms ?
A: To see all their other ships.

They do surrender, they cannot fight, but hey, at least ze costumes are nice no ?
And they have more than one french costume type !!!

For an unknown reason, ze slimy french wear these pieces of shit on their heads.
And many people wondered why … including I, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater.
It is commonly used on ze french painters, and it’s considered to be a national dress.
But wait, ze french do have a sneaky little plan behind the beret thing.
The french beret indicates [...]

Q: How are French babies born?
A: With their hands up (surrendering).

Godzilla was French !

Bastille Day is ze French national holiday and it’s celebrated on 14 July each year.
In mighty France, it is called “Fête Nationale” (“National Holiday”), in official parlance, or more commonly “quatorze juillet” (“14th of July”).
In this day … they take their army out of their hiding place and take them for a walk on the [...]