10. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
9. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
8. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs.
7. If there’s a war you can surrender really early.
6. You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on [...]
When people say women, they usually mean “french women”.
Why is that ?
Well first of all, french women are the best type of women.
Who doesn’t like hairy armpits and smelly slimy skin ? On a woman ?
French women don’t know what wax is, they don’t shave (either their armpits or their legs or their crotch or [...]
The French have the fastest train in the world (TGV – train du grand vitesse) so they can go to the enemy and surrender faster.
Q: What color is the American flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the British flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the French flag?
A: White.
Civilization III is one very nice game.
But it does have it’s share of errors … in the Artificial Intelligence section …
You see, it doesn’t make sense really … if you ask the slimy french if they want to go to war or just go back home and enjoy their croissant (they can get home faster [...]
George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna.
Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb and the beeping stopped.
The others looked curiously at him.
“Oh, that was just my pager”, said George. “I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm.”
Two [...]
