French women

When people say women, they usually mean “french women”.
Why is that ?

Well first of all, french women are the best type of women.
Who doesn’t like hairy armpits and smelly slimy skin ? On a woman ?

French women don’t know what wax is, they don’t shave (either their armpits or their legs or their crotch or their face).
French women don’t like soap or shower gel, they usually just use some water so they will be all wet and attract french horny men.
No french woman is a virgin. Virginity doesn’t exist for the women in mighty France !

They’re usually skinny, smoke a lot, have a very strange accent, move their head in unusual ways thinking they’re more attractive and they do have sex with strange men a lot.

At least french women know what their life is all about … which makes them the best kinds of women.

7 French Responses to “French women”

  1. former french Says:

    How long does it take for a french women to take a dump?

    ….

    Nine months!

  2. Caroline Says:

    Yeah right… Did u ever met French people in your life? We do bath, we do shave here, but retarded people love to talk shit about what they admire… And you say French people are close-minded… Right! At least you make French people feel smart when we read stuff like that :-D

  3. sofia Says:

    seriously now, i’ve got a question: apart from the well-known (and so untrue) stereotypes, how do you guys see French women? Because when we meet Americans here in Paris, which happens quite often, they really seem to think that a smile means a lot. So, what? Do you really think we’re all “faciles” (sorry, don’t know how to translate that…easy?)

  4. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    All women are easy. French women are already not virgins so they’re even easier.

  5. sofia Says:

    All women are easy??? Do you really think that?
    and we had to be virgins, before we became non-virgins!!
    But thanks for the honest answer.

  6. Jaques-Francois Frenchhater Says:

    Yes, i really do think that.
    Any man can get any woman. Any woman can get any man. It’s all about will.

  7. sofia Says:

    are the “hairy armpit” women you describe included in the “woman” category? Or are they some third type humans? because if they are, it would mean that any hairy armpit woman can get any man like…Americans?

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