French beret
For an unknown reason, ze slimy french wear these pieces of shit on their heads.
And many people wondered why … including I, Jaques-Francois Frenchhater.
It is commonly used on ze french painters, and it’s considered to be a national dress.
But wait, ze french do have a sneaky little plan behind the beret thing.
The french beret indicates the respect one shows by wearing it. So anyone that wears a beret must really admire the french !
The french beret also means that the person beneath it (wearing it, whatever) has a small penis, or none at all ! That’s why it has that little thing in the middle.
The french beret is actually the source of french stinky cheese. The frenchmen and hairy-armpit women wear them all day and all night long … and because they’re not used to water, soap or any other things that might make them smell nicer, pieces of a cheese-like dirt-like nasty material gathers in the beret. Then it is collected and pressed together to form a block of smelly cheese to improove the common frenchman’s breath.
So behold another french ingenious scary weapon :
September 7th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
You really think we wear that here?
You have never been to France I think!! Only a few foreigners wear that in Paris… Don’t know why.
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