French day
Bastille Day is ze French national holiday and it’s celebrated on 14 July each year.
In mighty France, it is called “Fête Nationale” (“National Holiday”), in official parlance, or more commonly “quatorze juillet” (“14th of July”).
In this day … they take their army out of their hiding place and take them for a walk on the Champs-Élysées avenue in Paris … hoping the tanks and other little cars won’t break down.
It’s a day when the slimy french show how strong they are and how pretty their tanks are. But hey, this is the only time then can show it … if there’s a war, they’ll quickly vanish.
Happy FRANCE day !!! Croissants for everyone !!!
